Top 10 Gaming Disasters
Another top ten list for today, this time we look back at gaming's greatest failures.…
I’m doing up some favourites lists since I’m far too busy to post anything serious. My PSP is sorely getting neglected so I thought I’d give it some love with today’s top ten. Remember, these are games I have played so forgive me if I leave out popular ones such as Final Fantasy and Grand Theft Auto.
10. Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters
The Lombax and robot duo’s first and so far only portable title, if you don’t count spinoff “Secret Agent Clank.” This game managed to shrink down everything that was great about the console versions into this pocket sized adventure. Great dialogue, colourful worlds, and of course tons of great weapons. You get to go inside Clank and fight a megalomaniac toddler. What more could you ask for? However, the bad camera in this game keeps it from being closer to the top of the list.
9. Jeanne d’Arc
The Japanese seem to have a fetish for the French. Obviously they don’t share the disdain for the land of cheese, wine, and abruptness that the rest of the world does. Jeanne d’Arc takes a uniquely Japanese otaku twist on the story of Joan of Arc. An Oracle from above gives her an ammulet with the power to turn back the evil invading army and restore freedom to her people. Jeanne d’Arc is a classic turn based JRPG rivalled only by the Disgaea series on the PSP. This style of RPG isn’t always accessible to everyone (as say Pokemon is), but these PSP titles are great even for us westerners to pickup and play.
8. WipEout Pulse
Fast, Furious, and Frustrating. Everything we love about the WipEout series. Probably one of the hardest racing tiles out there. Running at a glorious 60fps with colourful tracks and fast paced combat action, this and it’s sister title Pure are probably one of the only racing games worth getting on the PSP. To top it off, it actually supports decent multiplayer.
7. Daxter
Out of all the Jak games I’ve played, this one is my favourite. The console versions can be frustrating at times. I still can’t get past the time limited driving part in Jak II. (don’t laugh, I’m not the only one) Daxter just pulls everything great about those games and gives it a unique twist. Taking place as a prequel to Jak II, the otsel has to get a job in order to spring his partner from prison. Daxter becomes a bug exterminator, killing powerful dark eco insects that are plaguing the city. It’s a wacky premise that just fits so great with the character, plus it’s still one of the best looking games on the platform.
6. Sega Genesis Collection
This compilation probably gets the most play out of my entire PSP collection. A ton of classic Sega Genesis games including Sonic the Hedgehogs 1 & 2. Not really much to say other than it’s classic gaming at it’s finest, without the bulky, battery hungry Nomad. Makes me wish Nintendo would release a Best of SNES/NES collection for the DS. Then I’d be set.
5. Ace Combat X: Skies of Deception
Probably the standard for console based modern air combat tiles, Ace Combat was beautifully moulded to the PSP. It stands as the platform’s definitive flight simulation title. Perfect natural controls, thrilling combat, great music and cutscenes, plus it looks great too. If only Il-2 PSP had lived up to this.
4. Prinny: Can I Really Be the Hero?
An unforgiving 2D platformer. Really takes you back to the NES days doesn’t it? The penguin like bumbling Prinny, all 1000 of them, have been charged with getting back the ingredients for overlord Etna’s ultra dessert. Dood, this game is hard. Three hits and you explode. You’ll need that entire army. Prinny really brings back what was long considered a dead genre. It’s the kind of game that tiles like Ninja Gaiden and TMNT on the NES set the groundwork for. They were hard but they were always fun. Never frustrating like so many newer games. Prinny is a perfect revival. I left the other Disgaea games off the list namely because I haven’t played them yet. I just picked up Dark Hero Days though.
3. LocoRoco
Speaking of 2D graphics, here’s another masterpiece created by Sony’s Japan Studio. Litte adorable gel balls trying to escape from the evil moja force. You play as the planet trying to bounce and tilt their way to safety. This puzzle-platformer is loads of fun and has great music. I would say it’s even better than Patapon.
2. LittleBigPlanet
Not much to say about this title except that the charm of LBP and Sackboy has been perfectly ported to the PSP.
1. God of War: Chains of Olympus
Kratos, the God of War, stands as the killer app for the platform. Chains of Olympus is just as bloody and challenging as it’s console brothers. It’s topped off with probably the best graphics on the platform. This is probably as close to the console experience you can get on a portable. Sadly, the head ripping and beating your enemies to death with their own severed arms was left out of this game.