The industry is upset gamers are finally rejecting slop
When you picture slop, you probably think of a pig trough. One long tub packed full of rotting vegetables and other garbage, mindlessly devoured by domesticated animals. The term now has come to refer to so many AAA games we’ve been seeing, or any of the “endless trash” (as Mike Stoklasa put it) getting pumped…
Stupidly weighing in on the AI and games debate
I’ve recently been using Grammarly to clean up articles on the blog. It’s AI scans your posts and points out grammar errors (duh) and offers suggestions to improve wording. I just have the free version, so I only get a few suggestions. Though it will still highlight problem areas, making them stand out easier for…
Studios can’t keep riding on long past successes
Obsidian’s Avowed launched this week to a dull splat. You know, sort of like that sound when you accidentally spill yogurt on the floor. While billed as the next Skyrim, the game hasn’t even managed to beat Elder Scrolls V’s concurrent player count. No, not its all-time count, but the number of people who are…
Western gaming is dead
I posted an article nearly five years ago now that I was burnt out on Western gaming. My primary complaints were over the lack of innovation, rampant political correctness, and the industry’s insatiable avarice. So from that point forward, I resolved to stick with Eastern games. So far it’s been great. I discovered the Xenoblade…
The Real Game Awards a diamond in the rough
I watched the Real Game Awards last night. The inaugural presentation was pretty much what I expected, which is to say rough around the edges but showing a lot of potential. The show was born from “Stuttering” Craig Skistimas’s dissatisfaction with corporate award shows like Geoff Keighley’s. Craig is royalty when it comes to independent…
$100 games are another sign of AAA rot
Grand Theft Auto 6 could cost $100. That’s according to video games analyst Matthew Ball in a recent report. Ball says there is “hope” within the industry that publisher Take-Two will take the lead and raise the price to a crisp Benjamin. The hope is this could help ease financial pressures over spiraling development costs….
Wii U: A retrospective on Nintendo’s worst console
With the announcement that Xenoblade Chronicles X is finally coming to Switch, it’s the final nail in the coffin for the Wii U. It was the last major release still stuck on the console. So there’s no point in owning one. The Switch is a far superior system in just about every way. Was the…
MMNTech GOTY Awards 2024: Biggest Disappointments
Happy holiday season you yellow, no good keisters. It’s time again for the MMNTech GOTY awards, where we celebrate the best, and most mediocre, games of 2024. Compiling the list of biggest disappointments was actually quite a challenge this year. Not because there were no terrible games. Rather gamers have become conditioned now to just…
Hate Nintendo’s business practices? Maybe try these games instead
It’s fair to say that Nintendo hasn’t been garnering a lot of goodwill in the games community lately. While the rest of the industry crashes and burns, the House of Mario thought now would be a good time to go to war with their fans. Whether it’s trying to make emulation illegal, attacking game preservation,…
Hated 2024’s biggest bombs? Play these games instead
2024 has been a landmark year for gaming, but not in a good way. Nearly every big-budget AAA has been an abject failure, costing their studios and publishers millions in losses and leading to layoffs. We all know why this is, so there’s no use in talking about it here. Why don’t we look at…
